if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
I have been waiting all year to post this.
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
if there comes a day i do not reblog this, assume i am dead