santa saw you reading all that gay porn
so does he want recs, or…?
*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
The Hetalia fandom will like this.
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
I can’t decide if
- someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed a cheeseburger
- a cheeseburger stabbed someone
- a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
I love Tumblr.
That red light one omg I died
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
#do you realize how british this is
It’s not British, it’s Disney.
Oh no it’s not.
(I was referring to the employee’s actions, not the movie itself)
It’s British-not-Disney, it’s DREAMWORKS
STILL NOT REFERRING TO THE MOVIE.
The entire movie is Dreamworks making fun of Disney. That’s why Duloc is a theme park with a giant corporate building in the middle (instead of the giant castle). That’s why Lord Farquaad's name is phonetically fuckwad. He’s supposed to be Micheal Eisner, the CEO of Disney at the time.
So when I say that the employee running through the line is DISNEY, it’s because Dreamworks is making fun of the Disney way of doing things.