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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

twistydreamworld:

if there comes a day i do not reblog this, assume i am dead

kurokonotext:

"Welcome to Smooth Marriage Proposal 101, my name is Aomine Daiki and I’ll be your instructor this semester"

Submitted by hellagaysportsmen

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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submariet:

VAN EYCK

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

I’m sorry, Robb. I’m not the worker bee type. I’m more of a silver-backed gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark, and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.

— Roose Bolton, A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a sign in braille that says “Do Not Touch”

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

masasei:

If RT 5 times, Draw mink/mink smiling together at a store.

the most doki date kyaaaa~

sharkymalarky:

queerjaku:

dramatical isnt even a real word

grammatical murder

crowmunist:

nialltargaryen:

school

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college

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work

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fuTURE

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HONOR

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